With the paper bag ban
The paper is divorced from the man
And the man needs to bag another wife
For his wife has banned him from all things sweets
Sugar bags and pineapples and all things cookies.
The government tells him to go green
And this has put his mind on a loop
Green with envy at his job loss?
Methinks it means the colour of money
Making it rain- dollars and rain rain.
Now the paper bag man is conscious
He has discovered the kiondo and the eco-bag
And now his old wife has new love for him
He has paid school fees and rent
In her new container, he pours sweet things.
Meanwhile, the Supreme Court awaits him…